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That is much much, to easy with a name like mine.  I will build the sandwich, tell me what it is thank you.   First we have the patty covered with onions, mustard, cat sup,   Then we cover with two crispy strips, topped of with a choice slice of cheddar cheese.  Placed on a toasted bun.  WHAT A I.

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IT WAS SO GREAT THAT WE HAD NO PROBLEMS.  BUT WHAT DID THIS MEAN, WERE WE GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS, I WAS SURE,THE PROBLEMS, WOULD BE HERE SOON ENOUGH.   I FOR ONE DID NOT CARE, THIS HAD TO BE THE GREATEST DISCOVERY, IN THE LAST ONE HUNDRED YEARS.  NOW IF WE COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS.  GOD I WAS EXCITED.  I REALLY, WANTED TO SIT DOWN, BUT I COULD NOT AFFORD TO TAKE THE TIME, FIRST I HAD TO REPAIR ALL THE DAMAGE TO IT, COULD IT SURVIVE I HAD NO IDEA.  THESE LOOKED VERY BAD, BUT COULD REPAIRED IT LOOK LIKE.  THE REST OF IT WAS PRETTY MUCH CLEAN UP, THE WAY IT LOOKED.  I WOULD DO MY BEST.

AND THAT IS JUST WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DO FOR THE SENIORS,  WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN MAKE IT SO JUST A  FEW DOLLARS FROM YOU AND THE WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE SAME FREEDOMS AS YOU.  COME ON LETS DO IT DONATE NOW DONATE RIGHT THIS MINUTE DONATE GIVE WHAT YOU CAN

,  COUNT YOUR COURAGE INSTEAD OF YOUR FEARS

COUNT YOUR BLESSING INSTEAD OF YOUR  TEARS

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It is about time someone asked this question, for all of this is out of my pale.  But not to dally, I am doing quite well

so it seems, at least, I am having so much fun, it must be right.  I have so many of you out there to thank, your help has been enjoyed and appreciated, I will do my best to not make a fool of myself, but no promise.   Thanks

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THE TRUTH WAS, THIS WAS INDEED A MYSTERY, THAT SOLVING MIGHT VERY WELL BECOME DANGEROUS. DON, I REALLY APPRECIATE, YOUR  COMING DOWN HERE, INTO A COMPLETELY UNKNOWN SITUATION.  THANKS I NEVER WOULD OF BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF.  ARE YOU READY TO GO, WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE. DON, AGREED LETS GO AS WE EACH GARBED HOLD  OF THE LITTER, THE BEAST WEIGHED ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS, WE WERE GLAD IT WAS ONLY THAT.  AS WE NEARED THE TRUCK, I TOLD JIM, WE WOULD GO AROUND BACK, TO SLIDE IT IN THE REAR OF THE TRUCK, AS WE CAME ALONG SIDE, I SAID LETS PUT IT DOWN HERE, YOU CAN OPEN THE REAR OF THE TRUCK.  DON, SAID GOT IT, AS HE LOWERED THE GATE AND RAISED THE CAPER.  HE QUICKLY  RETURNED PICKED UP THE LITTER.  SLOWLY WE SLID THE BEAST INTO THE BACK, DON JUMPED IN AS WE TIED THE BEAST DOWN, DOUBLE CHECKING TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SECURE.  CLOSING AND LOCKING THE BACK, GOING TO THE CAB.

 

NOW THAT IS QUITE A STORY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SENIORS IS ANY BODY GOING TO HELP THEM TO GET OUT OF THOSE, SO CALLED HOMES.  COME ON LETS GET TOGETHER AND HELP THESE PEOPLE TO ENJOY LIFE AT LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU CAN DO IT.  JUST GIVE A LITTLE DONATE, MAKE THEM HAPPY, THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY DONATE GIVE ANYTHING DONATE NOW DONATE.   THANK YOU

 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, LET’S HAVE SOME SENIOR HUMOR====LINCOLN, A YOUNG MAN, WANTED TO GET HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WIFE, LUCY SOMETHING NICE FOR THEIR FIFTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.  SO, HE DECIDES TO BUY HER A CELL PHONE.  SHE IS ALL EXCITED, SHE LOVES HER PHONE AND HE EXPLAINS ALL THE FEATURES ON THE PHONE.  THE NEXT DAY, LUCY GOES SHOPPING.  HER PHONE RINGS AND ITS LINCOLN;  “HI HONEY’, HE SAYS ‘HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR PHONE?”  AND SHE REPLIES;  “I JUST LOVE IT, IT’S SO SMALL AND YOUR VOICE IS CLEAR AS A BELL BUT THERE’S ONE THING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH”.  WHAT’S THAT, BABY?” ASKS THE HUSBAND.  WHY DO I HAVE A FART FOR A RING TONE.

 

WITH THE CHOICES I MADE.  I AM CONSTANTLY FULFILLING THE VISION I HAVE FOR MY LIFE, IF THAT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE THE CASE, THEN I AM DECEIVING MYSELF ABOUT WHAT I REALLY WANT.  BECAUSE WHAT I REALLY, TRULY WANT, I WILL GET!

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AN ELDERLY COUPLE HAD DINNER AT ANOTHER COUPLE’S HOUSE, AND AFTER EATING, THE WIVES LEFT THE TABLE AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN.  THE TWO GENTLEMEN WERE TALKING, AND ONE SAID, “LAST NIGHT WE WENT OUT TO A NEW RESTAURANT AND IT WAS REALLY GREAT.  I WOULD RECOMMEND IT VERY HIGHLY.”  THE OTHER MAN SAID, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT?”  THE FIRST MAN THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND FINALLY SAID, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT FLOWER YOU GIVE TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE?  YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT’S RED AND HAS THORNS.”  “DO YOU MEAN A ROSE?”  “YES, THAT’S THE ONE,” REPLIED THE MAN.  HE TURNED TOWARDS THE KITCHEN AND YELLED, “ROSE”, WHAT THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?”

NOW WHEN THINGS GET THAT BAD IT IS TOUGH BUT AMUSING, WHAT IS NOT AMUSING IS THAT ARE SENIORS HAVE A VERY HARD TIME GETTING OUT TO ENJOY THE GOOD WEATHER THINGS THAT ARE SO VERY NICE TO DO COME ON LETS GIVE THEM A BREAK DONATE DONATE RIGHT NOW THE TIME IS RIGHT DONATE GIVE THEM A GIFT THEY WILL ENJOY FOR A LONG TIME DONATE YOU CAN SPARE A LITTLE DONATE.   THANK YOU FOR DONATING

AS THEY WALKED THROUGH THE TALL GRASS, JIM, SAID WHAT IS THIS THING , I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT OUTSIDE OF A ZOO.  I SAID, I GET THE IMPRESSION IT RESEMBLES A LARGE TYPE OF CAT, BUT NONE HE WAS FAMILIAR WITH, WHAT EVER IT IS, COULD BE BRAND NEW TO THIS WORLD, AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO DEVELOP IT.  JIM, SAID YES IF THE DAM THING DOESN’T EAT US IT LOOK’S LIKE WE WOULDN’T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THIS THING.  I SAID, YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, BUT THOSE RESISTORS WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT I HOPE.  DON, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HOPE THEY DAM WELL BETTER, WERE NOT EVEN CARRYING A GUN.  TAKE IT EASY DON, I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING TO WORRIER ABOUT.  GOOD DON SAID HOW ABOUT WE TAKE A BREAK.  I AGREED, IT WAS HOT WE WERE ABOUT HALF WAY BACK, THIS WOULD WORK, WE SAT THE LITTER DOWN, GRABBED A BOTTLE OF WATER, SAT IN THE GRASS.  DON, THIS IS BETTER THANKS