I saw the BEAST

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THE TRUTH WAS, THIS WAS INDEED A MYSTERY, THAT SOLVING MIGHT VERY WELL BECOME DANGEROUS. DON, I REALLY APPRECIATE, YOUR  COMING DOWN HERE, INTO A COMPLETELY UNKNOWN SITUATION.  THANKS I NEVER WOULD OF BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF.  ARE YOU READY TO GO, WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE. DON, AGREED LETS GO AS WE EACH GARBED HOLD  OF THE LITTER, THE BEAST WEIGHED ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS, WE WERE GLAD IT WAS ONLY THAT.  AS WE NEARED THE TRUCK, I TOLD JIM, WE WOULD GO AROUND BACK, TO SLIDE IT IN THE REAR OF THE TRUCK, AS WE CAME ALONG SIDE, I SAID LETS PUT IT DOWN HERE, YOU CAN OPEN THE REAR OF THE TRUCK.  DON, SAID GOT IT, AS HE LOWERED THE GATE AND RAISED THE CAPER.  HE QUICKLY  RETURNED PICKED UP THE LITTER.  SLOWLY WE SLID THE BEAST INTO THE BACK, DON JUMPED IN AS WE TIED THE BEAST DOWN, DOUBLE CHECKING TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SECURE.  CLOSING AND LOCKING THE BACK, GOING TO THE CAB.

 

NOW THAT IS QUITE A STORY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SENIORS IS ANY BODY GOING TO HELP THEM TO GET OUT OF THOSE, SO CALLED HOMES.  COME ON LETS GET TOGETHER AND HELP THESE PEOPLE TO ENJOY LIFE AT LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU CAN DO IT.  JUST GIVE A LITTLE DONATE, MAKE THEM HAPPY, THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY DONATE GIVE ANYTHING DONATE NOW DONATE.   THANK YOU

 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, LET’S HAVE SOME SENIOR HUMOR====LINCOLN, A YOUNG MAN, WANTED TO GET HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WIFE, LUCY SOMETHING NICE FOR THEIR FIFTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.  SO, HE DECIDES TO BUY HER A CELL PHONE.  SHE IS ALL EXCITED, SHE LOVES HER PHONE AND HE EXPLAINS ALL THE FEATURES ON THE PHONE.  THE NEXT DAY, LUCY GOES SHOPPING.  HER PHONE RINGS AND ITS LINCOLN;  “HI HONEY’, HE SAYS ‘HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR PHONE?”  AND SHE REPLIES;  “I JUST LOVE IT, IT’S SO SMALL AND YOUR VOICE IS CLEAR AS A BELL BUT THERE’S ONE THING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH”.  WHAT’S THAT, BABY?” ASKS THE HUSBAND.  WHY DO I HAVE A FART FOR A RING TONE.

 

WITH THE CHOICES I MADE.  I AM CONSTANTLY FULFILLING THE VISION I HAVE FOR MY LIFE, IF THAT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE THE CASE, THEN I AM DECEIVING MYSELF ABOUT WHAT I REALLY WANT.  BECAUSE WHAT I REALLY, TRULY WANT, I WILL GET!

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