where is the BEAST

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AN ELDERLY COUPLE HAD DINNER AT ANOTHER COUPLE’S HOUSE, AND AFTER EATING, THE WIVES LEFT THE TABLE AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN.  THE TWO GENTLEMEN WERE TALKING, AND ONE SAID, “LAST NIGHT WE WENT OUT TO A NEW RESTAURANT AND IT WAS REALLY GREAT.  I WOULD RECOMMEND IT VERY HIGHLY.”  THE OTHER MAN SAID, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT?”  THE FIRST MAN THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND FINALLY SAID, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT FLOWER YOU GIVE TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE?  YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT’S RED AND HAS THORNS.”  “DO YOU MEAN A ROSE?”  “YES, THAT’S THE ONE,” REPLIED THE MAN.  HE TURNED TOWARDS THE KITCHEN AND YELLED, “ROSE”, WHAT THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?”

NOW WHEN THINGS GET THAT BAD IT IS TOUGH BUT AMUSING, WHAT IS NOT AMUSING IS THAT ARE SENIORS HAVE A VERY HARD TIME GETTING OUT TO ENJOY THE GOOD WEATHER THINGS THAT ARE SO VERY NICE TO DO COME ON LETS GIVE THEM A BREAK DONATE DONATE RIGHT NOW THE TIME IS RIGHT DONATE GIVE THEM A GIFT THEY WILL ENJOY FOR A LONG TIME DONATE YOU CAN SPARE A LITTLE DONATE.   THANK YOU FOR DONATING

AS THEY WALKED THROUGH THE TALL GRASS, JIM, SAID WHAT IS THIS THING , I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT OUTSIDE OF A ZOO.  I SAID, I GET THE IMPRESSION IT RESEMBLES A LARGE TYPE OF CAT, BUT NONE HE WAS FAMILIAR WITH, WHAT EVER IT IS, COULD BE BRAND NEW TO THIS WORLD, AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO DEVELOP IT.  JIM, SAID YES IF THE DAM THING DOESN’T EAT US IT LOOK’S LIKE WE WOULDN’T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THIS THING.  I SAID, YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, BUT THOSE RESISTORS WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT I HOPE.  DON, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HOPE THEY DAM WELL BETTER, WERE NOT EVEN CARRYING A GUN.  TAKE IT EASY DON, I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING TO WORRIER ABOUT.  GOOD DON SAID HOW ABOUT WE TAKE A BREAK.  I AGREED, IT WAS HOT WE WERE ABOUT HALF WAY BACK, THIS WOULD WORK, WE SAT THE LITTER DOWN, GRABBED A BOTTLE OF WATER, SAT IN THE GRASS.  DON, THIS IS BETTER THANKS

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